FASHION

Rent-Compromising Rationalization

Written by RachelR

While every Hollywood girl might be pushing their collection of Herv̩ L̩ger bandage dresses to the back of their closets, this lust-worthy trend lives on Рat least in my heart Рtoday.

Something about these super luxe Ace bandages is so appealing to the female eye.
Perhaps it’s because we also are led to the assumption that this is like super sexy Spanx, a quick fix to every booty and belly blemish possible.

For girls like me, the Spring 09′ collection by Max Azria didn’t disappoint. From glittering ball gowns to peep-show minis and bondage-ready bikinis, all bandage fans can rest assured that Hervé will be in demand.

However, the price tag might smart just a bit, but let me breakdown the most practical and impractical Hervé purchases, that may lead you to believe that you might need a piece of spandex goodness in your wardrobe sooner rather than later.

The nude Hervé mock-ini
(price, TBA)
Pros: Walking sex never looked so good.
Cons: Most ridiculous tan lines, ever.
Sorry-I-Can’t-Pay-Rent-This-Month-worthy?: 2 out of 10 
The sparkly Hervé party dress
($1,590, pre-order from Intermix)
Pros: The sexiest little black dress on New Years.
Cons: No promises that you’ll be the only girl there wearing it.
Sorry-I-Can’t-Pay-Rent-This-Month-worthy?: 7 out of 10 

The high-waisted Hervé pencil skirt
($550, from Intermix)

Pros: Practical, simple, and classic. And it won’t break the bank.
Cons: I’ll be borrowing it, for the next 5 years.
Sorry-I-Can’t-Pay-Rent-This-Month-worthy?: 10 out of 10

About the author

RachelR

a freelance writer from Connecticut working in the fashion industry. She enjoys felt-tip pens, fleur de sel caramels, champagne cocktails, and rhinestone-embellished ballet flats.

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