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Rihanna: You’re Almost Naked

Written by Bryce

Dear Rihanna,

Basically, I think you’re awesome.  It takes some mega balls to rock your hair, and I appreciate all your wild shoulder pads.  This performance gear, however, leaves me wondering if someone just wrapped you in electrical tape.  Also, I’m pretty sure we all officially know that you have ZERO crotch hair now.  We were all wondering, so I’m glad you cleared that up.

Whew.

Sincerely,

Bryce Gruber

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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