In the South there are certain stigmas about men and women regarding relationships. Men generally pay for things and women normally wait to be asked out. Typically, the first I love you is uttered by the girl, way too soon.
Living in the north, I have seen a different sort of beast. Women here are empowered, driven, and unwilling to compromise on a guy for the sake of getting ring on their finger. In the north, sometimes it is the guy who ends up hurt in the end. The woman doesn’t mind paying for the check, being on top when doing fuckles, or being the one who sends the text message breakup after 3 weeks.
There is a larger sense of equality between the sexes in the north. So I guess my question is, what is this leading to?
1. The battle between the sexes ends. Women make equal salaries to their male counterparts. Men don’t mind staying at home. Men aren’t afraid to ask for a finger in the asshole and women, instead of being afraid of seeing their vaginas agree to have sex with the lights on. When this barrier breaks down it opens up the floodgates for equality for everyone. Gays can get married (even lesbians, I guess). People finally understand that love is equal between two people, regardless of gender, sex, sexuality, or political affiliation.
2. Women realize that they don’t really need men since their vaginas are basically as confusing as rubix cubes and men will probably never get it. They seize the power they have over sex and enslave men into becoming their cooks and seamstresses. Men, realizing they are beat, submit to women and provide sex whenever the women want to procreate. God gets angry and sends an asteroid, but the women of the world talk to it about its feelings and emotions, and the asteroid takes a detour to travel the universe and find itself Eat, Pray, Love style. Eventually, the entire world has a synced up period, and in a fit of PMS, all the women on the planet destroy each other in a wave of bloody aggression and tears.
I have worked this all out in my head and these are quite figuratively the only two possible outcomes for this new phenomenon. Personally I vote for option #2, because all those women are going to need someone to do their hair. Since I’m gay, I was basically born with a blow-dryer in my hand.
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