Girls are given credit for being the more romantic of the sexes, but that isn’t always the case. I have known a few girls that are straight-up dudes. They sit with their legs spread so wide that the Puerto Rican Parade could stomp right through. They like having sex with as many people as they can fit at one time, and don’t apologize for being brash.
They are called my sisters.
The point is that sometimes girls forget things like birthdays or anniversaries. For those girls, I present to you these love coupons – an easy fix if you flub and forget a guy’s special day, plus you can tailor these coupons individually, whether your guy likes threesomes with hookers or a good old fashioned finger up his butt.
