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Sex Toys: WTF?!

Written by Bryce

Every now and then when I think I’ve seen it all, I realize I haven’t. I’m not even close. When I found out about the Vagina Foot, Oral Sex Snorkel, and the Middle Finger Dildo, I almost died. WTF? I need to know who these genius/creeptastic inventors are.

I’ll start with the Oral Sex Snorkel. It’s a little silly looking, but apparently you can breathe normally whilst being in a woman’s nether-region. Ugh.

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Then there’s the lovely Vagina Foot.  If you have a foot fetish (like some men do), this’ll be your jam for jackin’ off.  Just insert your member into this nifty little foot, and it’ll feel just like vaj! Hooray!

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And, if a lady in your life offends you (but in a hot/kinky kinda way), you might want to give her the finger.  Literally.

middle-finger-vibe

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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