HEALTH

Skinny & Fresh

Written by Bryce

It’s that time of the year again. Everyone’s trying to waste away down bikini-appropriate dimensions so they can look outrageously sexy in something tiny, and ultimately have some wild romantic adventure (or is that just me?).

I’m pleased to tell you that I’ve finally found the easy way to stay skinny and eat cookies all day long.  Although I was blessed with a decent metabolism to begin with, there are always a few spots I’d like to tone up and trim down.  Honey Wafer Baking Co, you’ve made my life complete.  I’ve been eating your all natural honey wafers that have the diameter of a dodgeball all week.  Honey Wafers are sweet, crispy, somehow super satisfying, and WTF they’re only 90 calories.  And shoot, they’re DAMN good with some Greek yogurt and bananas on top as a breakfast that’s better than waffles and less than 400 calories!  And OMG, they’re KOSHER too!

I’m serious… of all the products I talk about, this is amongst my faves. 100% WORTH BUYING.

After all this sweet weight loss, you’re going to need some kickass dental care.  Brushpoint’s line of spinning & whitening toothbrushes are super easy to use, under $10, available at Walmarts across the USA, and come with extra spinning heads (too many jokes for this one) and flossers!  Enjoy your new trim figure with pearly whites, fresh breath, and a cavity-free smile:)

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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