Boobs Are A Penis Cake’s Best Friend
If you want to be truly over the top, you need to add something to the cake that will make everyone blush. Lumpy, misshapen penis cakes may be accidentally mistaken for something else, so you might need to sex it up. Nipples are great for this since in this country, we treat nip slips like the second coming of Jesus, himself. (please note that by “coming of Jesus” I am in no way referring to what you did with your gardener yesterday afternoon in the tool shed).
