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How to Make a Truly Inappropriate Penis Cake

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White Frosting Looks Like Semen

I probably didn’t have to spell that out for you, but white frosting works in this case for the same reason people hate to eat mayonnaise in public (but then slurp it down like a klonopin smoothie in private). Plus, you can tell a lot about your friends by monitoring who licks their plate clean.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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