I am an ass man. In case you didn’t know, that means I like most things about the human ass, from the way it feels cupped in my hand, to putting things inside of one, to having things put inside of mine. I am not however, a fan of the colon. There’s a diff.
If you do enjoy a good colon however, you might consider vacationing inside of one. Located on a small island between Antwerp and Ghent in Flanders, Belgium, the CasAnus hotel is shaped like a large human colon that ends in a replica of a puckered b-hole, as it should.
The hotel is run by Belgian art enthusiasts Geert and Carla Verbeke-Lens who have a collection of huge pieces that they have transformed into an artistic sculpture park. More than 20,000 tourists visit the Verbeke Foundation sculpture park each year and many opt to spend the night in the anus.
I will be the first to admit that even while on holiday, some days I just feel like a piece of shit. Now I can vacation like one, too.
