Spider-Man 4: Speidi Takes On Gaga

 Move over, Lauren Conrad: Speidi‘s got a new victim to bitch to the tabloids about. What’s on the terrible twosomes’ mind this time? (if anything, at all?) Lady Gaga *allegedly* ripped off Heidi’s song, Fashion.

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Now, let’s think about this for a minute here: Heidi Montag sang some song called Fashion. Does this bother anyone else? This is the same girl that made her entire Heidiwood clothing line out of pleather and rayon. Let’s face it, Heidiwood looks like a 12-year-old designed it. A 12-year-old STRIPPER. But I digress.

Back to Fashion. Lady Gaga covered this song that Heidi sang first. Meanwhile, Heidi didn’t write the song, or compose the song, or even include the song on her album. More or less, she karaoke’d the song and some poor souls had the misfortune of hearing it. Not to wax philosophical, but if a talentless, fake-breasted biznatch sings a terrible song and doesn’t include it on her album, does the song exist?

So, for better or for worse (I’m going with the latter), Heidi recorded this song. Then Lady Gaga re-did it, and it landed on the Confessions of a Shopaholic soundtrack; while Heidi’s version was ridiculed by Perez Hilton and never heard by anyone again (thank you, Perez). Spencer noted it was because of Perez’s very low and public opinion of Fashion that “they” nixed the song from Heidi’s album. Which is funny, because I think the last time I saw Spencer’s face on Perez’s site, he had a little photoshopped splooge trickling down his face and the word “cumguzzler” written across his manparts. 

Could this inspire a little jealousy on Speidi’s behalf? Of course not! It’s just that “Heidi’s a far more talented artist, and her version of ‘Fashion’ kills Lady Gaga’s,” says the person fucking Heidi. He also sent his best wishes to Lady Gaga. “I hope Lady Gaga’s album bombs and her career is short-lived”. We need more people like Spencer in the world.

We here at The Luxury Spot are fans of the pantless Lady Gaga, but she wins this one for many other reasons: for one, whenever I hear Just Dance I have the uncontrollable urge to drink. Even if it’s 9 ‘o clock in the morning. For another thing, she’s not dating Spencer.

Now that all of Heidi’s prospective careers have went up in flames (Blue Anchor-gag-announced the discontinuation of their partnership; and who knew she had an album?), it’s up to Spencer to bring home the bacon. I hear Warner Brothers is casting Mogwais for Gremlins 3.

Spencewai: Don't feed him after midnight!