These strange boobs are enough to keep me gay forever.
I am not one to make fun of medical conditions, even though I have no problem making fun of anything else. When I first saw these strange boobs I wasn’t sure whether to call a doctor, a photoshop con artist, or a priest, but the one thing I was sure of was that they needed to be shared.
I know that boobs come in all shapes and sizes, but I am pretty sure that those shapes and sizes shouldn’t include parallelograms, eggplants, and candy corn. So if you have ever complained about your perfectly shaped acorn titties with quarter dollar areolas, you should take a look at these photos and thank your lucky stars that your boobs don’t resemble melting flapjacks on a dashboard in the Arizona sun.
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