Thanks Cosmo for teaching sluts how to NOT pass on their nasty swine flu onto the next person. They make it so easy with pictures of “High-Risk Habits” that guys and gals are doing that make it easy to spread the new hottest disease since E-Coli.
I know guys get desperate sometimes, but I would think that throwing up, raging diarrhea, fevers, and rashes were a turn off.  This could be good for guys and girls that are desperate for some loving, but don’t necessarily want to look at the other person (ie: butterface). Possible scenario? “Oh sorry baby, I gotta get you in doggy style position, for swine flu sake.” No more awkward after sex parting-of-ways. Just give them the old “fist bump” as a way of saying “hey thanks for last night, but seriously don’t call me.” As my friend said “the reverse cowgirl ending with a fist bump could be classified as the perfect date.” Yes, hes single. Good luck out there.
