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Swine Flu Safety: Slut Edition

Written by Emily

Thanks Cosmo for teaching sluts how to NOT pass on their nasty swine flu onto the next person.  They make it so easy with pictures of “High-Risk Habits” that guys and gals are doing that make it easy to spread the new hottest disease since E-Coli.

I know guys get desperate sometimes, but I would think that throwing up, raging diarrhea, fevers, and rashes were a turn off.   This could be good for guys and girls that are desperate for some loving, but don’t necessarily want to look at the other person (ie: butterface).  Possible scenario?  “Oh sorry baby, I gotta get you in doggy style position, for swine flu sake.”  No more awkward after sex parting-of-ways.  Just give them the old “fist bump” as a way of saying “hey thanks for last night, but seriously don’t call me.”  As my friend said “the reverse cowgirl ending with a fist bump could be classified as the perfect date.”  Yes, hes single.  Good luck out there.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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