Personally, I hate covering red carpet. There’s something about watching people that make more money than me glide down a carpet in designer gowns, mispronouncing names that really turns me off. On the other hand, there is nothing I love more than watching someone with a shit ton of money make a really bad outfit choice. Sure, we can blame the stylist all we want but at the end of the day, you have final say. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to laugh in the faces of Tyra Banks and Kim Basinger.
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corey
Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.