SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

The Big Asian Wang of My Dreams

Written by Bryce

By now, I’m sure you’ve heard of Bao Xishun of Mongolia. If not, he WAS the world’s tallest man until Zhao Liang of China stepped onto the scene.  Zhao Liang measures an astonishing 8.07 FEET, and all I can wonder is, “How many feet is his wang?”

Obviously sex with Zhao Liang would be like hitting the ding-a-ling lotto, but he’s also an ideal sperm donor.  Facts about our loving long boy:

  • he plays the flute and sax
  • he’s great at basketball
  • he’s a trained magician (he’ll show you some naughty tricks)
  • he’s only 27!
photo: getty

photo: getty

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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