Sure, I’ll admit it. If you were to walk into my bathroom right now, you would find my go-to cold weather towel. A nice, limp, white Dick Towel It’s thin without being wimpy, to give me a satisfied outcome, when I get all wet every morning. And sometimes at night. Twice on Sundays.
I’ll also admit that, for cohabitation needs, this towel set is slightly more appropriate, a tad more gender specific — unless you’re that couple that differentiates towels by BUTT or Dick Towel ethnicity, and 75% tasteful enough to hang on the clothesline – possibly alleviating the neighbors awkwardly avoiding eye contact with you at all costs while in the elevator.[TACT TOWEL $40 for one // $60 for pair SHOP]