HEALTH

The Obama Regime

Written by Vivianne

Recession makes my heart grow fond of hard liquor and late night entertainment. Ready or not, yesterday’s pinups are today’s recessionistas. The following  6 tips are great for both men and women dedicated to keeping it clean.

1. INSOMNIA COOKIES VS. LATE NIGHT PIZZA

Insomnia Cookies delivered late night @ Mekong.

2. GURU ENERGY DRINK VS. THE CHEMICAL QUICK FIX

GURU Master of the Universe – Iced Tea video

3.  ACAI TWIST VS. MR. FREEZE

Acai Twist by Amazon Mania.

4. SLATE ECO-LUXURY LAUNDRY VS. COIN LAUNDRY

Slate NYC – still the best pick-up service in town.

5. SALMON ROE VS. BLACK CAVIAR

Do I need to say Pravda?

6. LOW CARBON FOODS VS. LOW CARB DIET

Eat Low Carbon Diet Calculator

Stay posted for the Obama Workout Plan 🙂

About the author

Vivianne

Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.

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