And here I thought the penis cakes were bad. I am generally a fan of things that are a little quirky or eclectic, but this horrible confection really takes the cake (forgive me for that pun, please). This cake has burned nightmares into my head. I am not sure if I am supposed to eat it, or if it is going to eat me. I also wonder who in their right mind would want to eat something that has realistic teeth and a tongue? The only part of this cake that isn’t utterly inedible are the cherry eyes, but even then you are risking breaking your teeth off on the pits that you know are waiting inside. Read: This cake is a trap, and Halloween is over.
Still, I am having awesome fantasies about surprising my 9-year-old nephew with it for his next birthday. He would probably never sleep again.
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