FASHION Lingerie Tops

This is a Bra? WTF?

Written by Ashley

Terrifying Titties!

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Not unlike breakfast tea, scones & Amy Winehouse, this British export is sweeping the world with a real general sense of sex appeal & class.   I give you… the Faveo Bra(?).

And I quote: “The incredible patented Flexible Silicone Technology is the reason why the D+ Perk-Ups really can work for you. Faveo has thought about you ladies with larger cup sizes because we know you often feel left out when it comes underwear choices. Support us and we will be there for you and your breast friends.”

Watch the demo vid here. But don’t if you can’t watch live boobs at work.

I assure you, staff or Faveo, that my knockers wouldn’t stand a chance in hell of looking suitable in this nonsense. That is one terrifying set of tits. Another thing I’m sure of? The only ‘flexible silicone technology‘ that could make a pair of funbags look any worse would be a boob job from Dr. Rey.

Image: 80’s Purple Blog

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Ashley

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

2 Comments

  • Weird to say the least. I just keep picturing all those who buy the wrong size bra and poof out of it; in this one you would have it popping out of the top. Muffin boobs.

  • They look really odd…on but in the demo video they don’t look bad once the model puts her top on. They do give her more shape but I kind of like the flatter/smoother look a bra gives me for some strapless tops.

    I am stuck on the ski slope look to the top of the breasts, with those contraptions on.

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