Ever had that guy that just sidles up to you at the bar and starts gabbing? He is probably wearing a gold chain or two, a Versace button down and his chest hair is most likely overflowing like a warm beer at a picnic. Ever wanted a bitchin response to his lame pick up lines? Here are five of the top anti-pickup lines for your use and pleasure:
1.
Him– Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
You– Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
2.
Him-Your place or mine?
You– Both. You go to yours, I’ll go to mine.
3.
Him– I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
You– I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
4.
Him– If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
You– If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.
5.
Him– Don’t be shy. Go on- Ask me out.
You– Okay, get out.
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