I know crack-babies are premature sometimes, but this one couldn’t even be bothered to find the right exit hole.
Is pregnancy something we should celebrate? I am of two minds. On one hand we are celebrating an expanding family and a new life. On the other, we are celebrating a destroyed vagina and 18 years of thankless servitude. Flip a coin.
I scoured the internet to find the top five maternity cakes though. Because pregnancy is the perfect reason to eat whatever the Hell you want and still get laid.
Kristen’s maternity cake doubled as a wedding cake at her lovely Appalachian ceremony.
This is Shauna’s maternity cake, from an office party at the customer service call center where she temps. Don’t ask how I know.
The answer to the question “How are zombie babies made?”
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