Halloween is steadily approaching. For girls, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your vagina freezes over. For gays, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your penis inverts into your body.
I believe the proper name for this costume is “Aunt Flo”.
To get your creative juices flowing, I thought I would find the top five most inappropriate Halloween costumes on the Internet. Just to clarify, I love a good inappropriate “anything” but these costumes are in poor taste. And I know poor taste, it’s the only kind of taste I have.
