I’ve only had one piercing in my life, and it was my tongue. I was 18, impressionable, and slutty, so I decided that having a tongue piercing was the best way to let guys know that I would basically blow them for a cheeseburger. What I didn’t count on was getting the flu, and having my tongue swell up to twice its size. Needless to say, I soon realized that it made me look trashy, but I will always have the hole and the lisp to remember it by. Still, my meager piercing was nothing compared to some of these people.
