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‘Tracy’s Dog’ is Amazon’s Best-Selling Vibrator (sorry men, you’ve been replaced)

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Written by Deb

Tracy’s Dog is Amazon’s best-selling vibe

But who is Tracy?

In the off chance you’re actively shopping for the best gifts for women in their 20s, good news — it seems Tracy’s Dog on Amazon is one of the most-loved affordable Prime purchases to get off to ever. Is it appropriate to give everyone? No, hardly. It’s definitely in the acceptable range of boyfriend gifts though, and we’re about to tell you why. And not just because it’s under $50.

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The Amazon reviews of Tracy’s Dog have been so good that real customers have been warned to “take the day off, hydrate, and stretch.” Those are some pretty significant suggestions for what most might consider a quick way to get off and carry on with life. But no. Tracy’s Dog wants you to be happy. Tracy’s Dog is a loyal pup, indeed.

Actually, we’ll get to that soon enough. Read this Amazon review first, mmkay?

Over 13,000 Amazon shoppers found this review “helpful.” Frankly, so did we.

At least one thing is clear so far — that vibrator companies are obsessed with naming their best products after animals, and it’s a formula that seems to work. Remember when rabbits were all the rage? Everyone had a bunny or two and thought nothing of the weird Easter-esque name attached to it. But Tracy’s Dog? Who is Tracy? Why is her dog the most appropriate way to lend an orgasm by way of sucking the clitoris in the absence of some fine dick?

Who is Tracy? And why are we getting off with her dog’s help?

We emailed the company’s representatives in China (only after ordering the device) to see if we could clear this mystery up. To our delight and amusement, they actually responded. The returned explanation for why this vibe is called Tracy’s Dog is somehow a greater pleasure than we could ever have expected, and we had high expectations after reading the Amazon reviews.

Are you sitting down? Please, sit. This came from Tina at Tracy’s Dog HQ.

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Let’s cover some highlights here, shall we?

First of all, We wanted to create a sex toy brand that can make you confident and comfortable at your most intimate moments. 

Tracy is a very common western female name that can symbolize every one of us, being hardworking, cautious, patient, independent, reliable, love to spend time with family…It’s effortless to remember this name that creates a good connection with our audience. 

For the dog, it represents “loyalty”,”soul mate,” “family member.” It establishes a close relationship with the audience. For the logo itself, Tracy’s dog has a unique male genital design that also looks like a cute dog. This brand name can create a tremendous communicative effect that can make the audience respond or raise questions immediately. 

Well, okay.

Here’s where things get wild for us on a scientific level. Tracy isn’t really that popular of a name in the United States at this point, which made us more curious and we began to wonder weirder-than-ever things. Was this an obscure Dick Tracy reference? Is this clit-sucking machine super deep in the literary sense? Maybe. But the dog issue remains outstanding, because we definitely don’t want any “family member” touching our private parts. But that’s just us.

Either way, we learned something important here —  Tracy’s Dog is the WEIRDEST VIBE NAME EVER, but is basically a guaranteed orgasm via Amazon Prime. You can buy your own waterproof, rechargeable slice of pet-owning heaven here.

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About the author

Deb

She's incognito because she's 1 part corporate spy, 2 parts stealthy lady about town, and a splash of sarcastic best friend... whipped to a frothy meringue.

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