I have always loved Miami, though every time I visit I don’t leave the South Beach area. Even though I always inevitably have a blast, this has left me feeling like Miami is sort of a one-trick-pony. To cure me of this horrible ailment I did some research and found the top 10 sight-seeing adventures in Miami. Enjoy!
Vizcaya Museum and Gardens: 10 acres of European-inspired gardens built by agricultural industrialist James Deering. Great place to have sex outdoors.
Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden: Education-based garden filled with the worlds largest living collection of palms and cycads, whatever that is.
Key Biscayne: Nightlife, shopping, and beautiful beaches. Great place to have beach sex.
Jungle Island: A tropical garden filled with super-rare creatures, such as a 900-pound tiger.
Coral Castle Museum: A mystery garden of Coral built in the 1920’s by Edward Leedskalnin. I think the real mystery here, is how to pronounce his last name.[ via ] [ img via ]