Two Swimsuits So Good You’ll Want To Eat Them!

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Take a bite out of these sweet one-pieces!

Two things no woman ever likes talking about in the same sentence are swimwear and food, unless it’s, of course, to bitch about why they can’t fit into that bikini (too much food) or how they’d rather chow down on double cheeseburgers any day than try and squeeze into a two-piece. Luckily, these swimsuits won’t make you fat, they’ll just make other people won’t to eat you right up! This could be a good thing if your crush is a foodie. Hey, just sayin…

1. Cause your milkshake ice cream brings all the boys to the yard. And there like, it’s better than yours! Psh, we don’t know about you, but we’d gladly rock this sweet vanilla onesie any day!

Soft Serve Swimsuit, $75

2. If you’re going to put food on a bathing suit, might as well make it some greasy grimy french fries. Yummmmm. Too bad this baby is no longer available cause we’re ba-da-da-da-da…lovin’ it!

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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