HEALTH Sex Life

What To Do If You Have Two Vaginas

A Youtube star recently revealed she has a pair of vaginas.


Gutter whores around the world are seething with jealousy about learning that Youtube star Cassandra Bankson has two vaginas. The condition is called uterus didelphys, and occurs in utero when the two small tubes that normally join together to form one vagina never fully connect.

As a result, Bankson has two vaginas, two cervixes, and two fallopian tubes. She says it finally makes sense that her periods lasted 21 days. I say she should be celebrating a fucking miracle. Most straight men will celebrate her in the same way, or at least should.

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Say what you will about Bankson, but here is a list of things you could do with two vaginas:

Get triple penetrated; One in each vagina, and one in the old a-hole.

Have children with multiple fathers at the same time, and double your monthly paycheck.

Store double the amount of drugs when coming back from a girlfriend’s trip to Thailand.

Go to two different gynecologists, and insist that each only inspect their respective vagina.

Be twice as popular with drunken frat boys that treat women like nothing more than vaginas anyway.

Make super interesting lesbian propaganda videos.

Tour the world giving sexual health lectures.

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