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Vajazzling: The Video (vajideo?)

Written by Bryce

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There’s been a big social upheaval about all my Vajazzling. Everyone from Gawker to New York Magazine has had something to say… and while I’ve received countless positive emails, there’s definitely been an outpouring of “WTF?!” and “seriously?!!”

So let’s clear a few things up before we get to the vajazzling video:

  • No, I don’t Vajazzle regularly. I’m a journalist, this was an investigative report, and yes… I was willing to give it a try.
  • Vajazzling is NOT the downfall of feminism.  Do whatever you want with your crotch, pubes, and labia. Seriously, do your own thing.
  • “Do the crystals get stuck in a guys teeth?” …I don’t know. I’m entirely celibate.

So, now that I’ve explained all that, you might want to see the actual process.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

29 Comments

  • I don’t find this offensive at all, nor an affront to feminism (I’m not sure of the logic there), but it does make me slightly annoyed, in that I now have a new fetish to add to my already long list. Now, how does a man go about finding a freshly ‘vajazzled’ woman for sexual healing? Blast this modern age!

  • Women who think tattoos make them hotter will be drawn to this. Okay, maybe it would be stunning surprise on a honeymoon… maybe I’d have to see it on my wife.

  • Your vagina is INTERNAL. Learn your body parts. Then if you want to put rhinestones or crystals or whatever all over your body, that’s your choice.

  • I don’t see why this is such a big deal to some people. It seems like a fun way for a woman to do something for herself that only she and a select few would get to see….kind of like that secret tattoo on the upper thigh that only you and your partner know about, but nowhere near as permanent. Then, when you tire of it, just get the rhinestones removed or change the pattern! It’s brilliant, if you ask me, and, unlike the tattoo of that butterfly, won’t stretch into the shape of a bat with age! Bravo to Bryce for taking one for the team and donating her vajayjay to Journalism.

  • The pubic area is NOT the vagina. The labia are NOT the vagina. The clitoris is NOT the vagina. The vagina is the birth canal, the “hole” where the penis fits and out of which babies are born.
    PLEASE, don’t confuse “VULVA” with “VAGINA”. They’re not the same.

  • Man, you can ALMOST see her vag! She’s a cutie! I’d vajazzle her all night!

    Bryce, any chance you wanna end that celibacy spell?

  • are you serious?!

    this has got to be one of the most stupid-ass displays of self-absorbed tmi mindlessness i have ever seen.

    so much for intrepidly traveling to all corners of the globe- you want me to be impressed because you took your clothes off at a nyc salon!

    and seriously girl, isn’t there anyone just slightly more inspiring than jennifer love hewitt that you want for a role model?

    wtf?!!

  • who gives a fuck if it’s *above* the vagina and not actually shoved up in it. does \pube-azzle\ work? no.

    btw, nice vag bryce.

  • im sure it looks va-mazing when in the stubbly regrowth phase with half falling off crusty crystals. Seriously, what next, hats for our assholes?

  • Alexis? Maybe calm down. I’m pretty sure Bryce never called JLH her rolemodel, nor did she say, “OMG look at my vag it’s sooo sparkly! Be impressed!” She DID say that she does not have this done on a regular basis, and that she tried it so she could write about it. Step up that reading comprehension.

    She did it for shits and giggles. I don’t know how she could possibly make that more obvious. Frankly, she shouldn’t have to.

    Xanax, it’s your friend.

  • I just wanted to let everyone know that this trend has been around for years to put rhinestones all over the body . so now that a few people put it down there, it’s not a big deal ….Please its not like its a permanent tattooo….loossen up girls its just for Fun…and yes we do offer that services at our location in Miami beach …so if you cant wat to get your Vajazzle on dont hesitate to call us and book and appointment. Glamour by J’s miami beach

  • This is ridiculous! First, the trend of looking like a child (no pubic hair) which just reinforces our youth obsessed culture, but let’s throw in some conspicuous consumption…very classy!!! Plus they are not anywhere near the vagina, please, when she said vagina I thought this is going to be tricky getting those things to stick near the vagina. And JLH announcing hers on TV. OMG has she no self respect?

  • OmG, but she needed a tan much more than christmas lights on her cooch! Dear Lord, she looks like raw chicken…never mind all the sparkles…put that thing in the sun!

  • It’s too bad American retards care more about celebrity trash and mindless garbage than the war crimes carried out in there name.
    The United Snakes of Torture.
    Almost every day a new atrocity is buried by shite like this.

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