Richard Branson is arguably the epitome of the American dream, even though he isn’t American. He is a self-made man who came from nothing, and grew to become one of the richest men in the world. While he may be a lot of things however, we managed to find the one thing he doesn’t do well. Drag.
Apparently, he lost a bet with another billionaire airline-owner, which resulted in him dressing as a women and serving as a flight attendant on an Asian airline. Richard Branson looks like the love child of Wilt Chamberlain and Anna Nicole Smith, with a dash of tan mom thrown in for good measure. If I ever make a cross-dressing wager with a billionaire, you can be damn sure that if they lose, the beard will be coming off and he will be required to wear heels so high his nose will bleed. As someone who has seen a lot of drag queens, I am appalled that he couldn’t throw together a few pennies and hit the MAC counter for a nice smokey eye.
Richard Branson may be an amazing man, but he is an unfortunate looking woman. All of a sudden, the name Virgin totally makes sense.
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