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Were You Banana Bred?

Written by Emily

According to this little blurb from Crazy Lady Magazine (just kidding) the aroma of banana bread apparently gets things moving down stairs. While I won’t be testing this “fact,” I am interested in knowing if this does the trick for anyone else. What ever happened to good old fashioned lube? I like banana bread, but I’m not in loveeee with it enough to get me there. If you were conceived by “banana bread olfactory vaginal stimulation,” does that make you banana bred?! See? Puns are fun!

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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