Let’s face it, some days you just don’t feel like talking to anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Especially not the annoying tourist on the street who keeps hounding you for directions or the pimple-faced barista at Starbucks who wants to flirt it up with you while he prepares your delicious skinny latte. Now, this doesn’t make you a mean person per se; it simply makes you human, and hey, we all have bad days. So how do you avoid an unwelcome run-in with a stranger? Easy. Just sport one (or any combination of) these things, and we swear, no one in their right mind will ever even think about approaching you! Rawwwr.
1. A tote that says, “I Hate Everyone” is a pretty surefire way to ensure that everyone (yep, everyone) stays the eff out of your way, honey boo boo.
Jac Vanek I Hate Everyone Tote, $20
2. I don’t know about you, but the chick rocking the “Choose Death” t-shirt is the last person on earth I’m ever asking for directions! Eeeeek.
Obesity and Speed Choose Death T-shirt, $50
3. Just style this top with your best betch face, some really gothic makeup and a pair of sky-high Jeffrey Campbells, and people will be scared to look you straight in the eye, much less speak to you.
Wildfox Couture Bite Me Tee, $84
