Chances are, you’re probably sitting at your desk right now completely blowing off work in search of the perfect way to celebrate Valentine’s Day and make your dude the happiest man on earth. Well hell folks, so are we! That’s why when we came across these two beautiful boxes of Penis and Boob Pasta, we knew our hunt was done, because let’s be honest people, what could be better than a mouthful of private parts on the most romantic day of the year!? Nothing. That’s right, abso-freakin-lutely nothing!
$12.50 each at FredFlare.com