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Whip Up The Perfect Penis & Boobs Pasta Valentine’s Meal!

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Nothing wrong with showing a little boob on V-day…

Chances are, you’re probably sitting at your desk right now completely blowing off work in search of the perfect way to celebrate Valentine’s Day and make your dude the happiest man on earth. Well hell folks, so are we! That’s why when we came across these two beautiful boxes of Penis and Boob Pasta, we knew our hunt was done, because let’s be honest people, what could be better than a mouthful of private parts on the most romantic day of the year!? Nothing. That’s right, abso-freakin-lutely nothing!

$12.50 each at FredFlare.com

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456