If you didn’t already know, Ron Jeremy (yes, that Ron Jeremy), has a brand of run- Ron de Jeremy. You might be thinking that Ron Jeremy has no reason to come out with a rum, but you’d be a fool to think such things. He’s a successful man, obviously knows what he’s doing in several life departments, and I think it’s safe to assume that many of his performances started with at least a bottle of rum or two. And, there’s always the fact that rum is the new spirit du jour (adios vodka, tequila, and all the crappy stuff you’ve been overpaying for at the club).
So here’s why I’ll be drinking Rum de Jeremy:
- I’m into old Jewish guys… this is a well-established fact.
- He’s really done a lot to crush the “Jewish guys have small peens” stereotype, and I think that’s healthy for the community in general (and possibly Middle East politics)
- Rum is the new trendy liquor of choice, and I’d like to think that every time I make a Dark n Stormy with Ron de Jeremy that he’ll be rocking my boat.
- Everyone in the “movies” seems to think that Jeremy’s funtime liquid is the most delish
