We’ve been talking a lot about toys around here lately, but unlike the other varieties these toys don’t vibrate, and probably won’t make your man feel emasculated. Made by 23-year-old Russian artist Santani, the fantasy creature dolls are created to look as cute and otherworldly as possible, and possibly remind you of the gremlin-infested nightmares of your youth. Seriously, I was afraid to sit on a toilet because of those damn gremlins.
The creatures are made using various types of materials like fimo, cernit, sculpey, sonet and fabric fur. Then Santani covers them in glue and rolls them around his imagination like Ke$ha dumpster diving at a yard sale in Sacramento and voile, you get crazy fantasy creature dolls that will either haunt your children’s nightmares or inspire them creatively. Win-win, #Amiright?
All I’m saying is don’t feed any of these fuckers after midnight.
How/where do I purchase them?!