WTF Spotting: Extra Nipples (Because You Can Never Have Too Many)

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

You can never have too many nipples!

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been under the impression that anyone who has an extra nipple is either a.) highly embarrassed by it or b.) has already had it removed. Soooo, the thought of a human being actually wanting to plaster on a third nip is kind of foreign to me. Like why? WTF? I just don’t understand. But hey, to each his own. Apparently (according to the product description, anyway) nursing mothers everywhere are just dying to get their hands on these. Um, awkward…

Extra Nipple Buttons, $10.49

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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