I’d like to preface this post with the fact that Sean has been a good friend of mine for the past 9 years, and is a 20-something year old with medical school experience. He also is the son of a well-known physician in a major metropolitan area. I feel like this question was a little unusual, to say the least. It hurts to get kicked anywhere, punk.
Yeah, Sean, It Hurts.
Seriously?
What a slut you are, Bryce. Watching the “vajazzled” You Tube video, I feel like I’ve already been all over every tiny mottled bit of skin on your body, kissed it, had intercourse with it, 69-ed it, etc.
If you’re sharing this much of yourself with all of America, what is left for your s.o? Answer: Nothing! Thanks for letting me have sex with you!
(Great example for your kid, btw).
Yeah, the guy above me sounds like a creep…and a little bitter. Bryce, did you kick him in the vagina or something?
I shoulda… sounds like an angry lesbian.