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Your Tattoo: Stupid

Written by Bryce

Sometimes I can’t help but wonder why people get tattoos.  What inspires someone to get a meaningless flower or heart stamped above their crotch, or an ugly butterfly on their ankle?  I don’t get it.  From what I’ve seen, it doesn’t matter who you are, we all end up saggy and not-so-cute by 70, and the last thing we need is a saggy faded flower above a crotch that hasn’t seen action in at least 9 years.  So, on that note, I present to you some of the worst offenders.  And I’m sure a bunch of you reading this have tats on your arms, wrists, thighs, or tramp stamps… but all I can say is that it’s just not classy.  Stop it.

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This last one is my favorite.  I like a man with the balls to cover his arm with one of the cheapest cars available.  Viva la Chevy!

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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