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Zombies & Babies are Identical Creatures

Written by Bryce

The similarities are striking…

I’m posting this on a weekend morning when I’m nannyless, and up at the asscrack of dawn with my 2 year old. Why? Because he’s always awake, toddling around my house and getting into trouble. JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE. Other notable similarities between zombies and babies include:

  • willingness to feed on human flesh (that’s the same as breastfeeding, right?)
  • crapping all over themselves on the regular

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.