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Zombies & Babies are Identical Creatures

Written by Bryce

The similarities are striking…

I’m posting this on a weekend morning when I’m nannyless, and up at the asscrack of dawn with my 2 year old. Why? Because he’s always awake, toddling around my house and getting into trouble. JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE. Other notable similarities between zombies and babies include:

  • willingness to feed on human flesh (that’s the same as breastfeeding, right?)
  • crapping all over themselves on the regular

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.