12 Incredibly Dumb Laws in Arizona

dumb laws in arizona
Written by Gary

I am from Florida, which is basically the New Jersey of the South. This means that I am intimately in tune with complete stupidity and ass-backwards rules and regulations that make no sense on a state-wide level. When I think of Arizona, the only things that come to mind are endless deserts and Mexican Immigrants, so I was surprised to find out that Arizona is almost as stupid as Florida. Here are 12 of the dumbest laws I have ever heard of, courtesy of the great state of Arizona.

dumb laws in arizona


You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

No more than six girls may live in any house.

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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