BEAUTY ENTERTAINMENT

12 Mood Killing Eyebrow Shapes

mood killing eyebrow shapes
Written by Gary

These 12 eyebrow shapes are enough to scare drag queens straight.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The queen of the damned.

As someone who has definitely over-plucked in my Florida twink past, I know a thing or two about bad eyebrows. I am also from Panama City, so I am well-versed in all the strange, incredible, and downright mood-killing things people do to their brows.

I am uniquely qualified to comment on all sorts of eyebrow shapes and grooming catastrophes, so I have brought 12 to you, for deep and meaningful discussion.

These shapes may not be recognized by modern geometry, but they are easily recognizable as a totally hideous, unnecessary, criminal abuse of a Sharpie marker.

Before we begin, I should remind you that society, right now at least, is on a sort of ‘eyebrow high’ and women everywhere are trying to cash in on the craze with DIY eyebrow tint. We blame you, Kardashian sisters, for ruining plenty of good women. Now, let’s carry on, shall we?

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mood killing eyebrow shapes

The chalk eraser prison tattoo.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The mildly uninterested underscore.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The broke down Batman.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The Groucho muthafuckin Marx.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The overzealous spermatozoa.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The poisoned ivy.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The Donald Trump eyebrow blowout.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The you can fuck Gary Randall.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The don’t do it.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The closing elevator doorbrow.

mood killing eyebrow shapes

The to never be continued.

About the author

Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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