12. Mall brands with logos across the chest. American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, they’re all out. If you think you’re 17, I have a bridge I’d like to sell you.
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zoe
Zoë is a California native who (not-so-secretly) wishes she was European born. She lives for #foodporn, a fabulous pair shoes, and everything digital. She once went to three countries in one day just to say she'd been to 22 countries by the time she was 22.
If you live in Texas- bling is ALWAYS in!! It’s a must:)
This is insulting. Who are you to tell people what is acceptable or not. Come on!
Seriously! ? I’m 46 and I rock whatever the hell I want to. My Ugg boots with blinged out Miss Me Jean’s and short Blonde Mink coat looks great on me! Wait until this little tart is older. She has no idea what’s she’s talking about. Lol!
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((uh oh. 45. do many of these :-))
There are one or two of these that I’d prefer to see nobody wear, regardless of their age!
Hitting the big 40 this year and some of these are definitely not for me. However, I do like mismatched socks.
I would argue the age cut-off, for many of these, should be lower. Seriously, ladies, have some dignity and act your age. Whatever happened to dignity?
I hate rules, if it makes you happy and isn’t hurting anyone, go for it!
there are just some of the outfits that i MAYBE would sugest to wear before we are SEVEN years …. and that includes specially the last one ….. i guess…
and WTF is thise post for? i cant remember of wearing some thing like thise for years with out feeling like i was a slut and thats the kind of clothes that every one uses everyday…. the nice thing is that im going to use it again just wen i went in my 40plusplusplus….. or maybe wen im 60…. lololol
Seriously no skirts above the knees? Are you Amish?
Basically you suck Zoe. Through and through.