We know you probably made half of these already, and probably broke them. Here’s 17 New Year’s resolutions that you shouldn’t even make and why you shouldn’t make them.
- Lose weight. Come on, you’re better than that.
- Drink more green juice. Don’t you know that orange is the new black? Carrots are in.
- Save money. I know those Jimmy Choo wedged sandals are calling your name.
- Travel more. Face it, your couch rocks.
- Stop watching Netflix. Netflix is a gift from the gods, we should appreciate it.
- Cut the carbs. Three words for you: cheese and bread.
- Hang out with your family more. Didn’t you just go through the holidays? Wasn’t it torture? Right.
- Keep your home clean. Um hello, I’m pretty sure they have Uber for maids by now.
- Stop buying designer jeans. If they make your butt look great, they’re worth it.
- Go vegetarian. Why would you do that to yourself?
- Read more. What? Blogs? Ok, good.
- Disconnect. I dare you to not to check Instagram for three hours.
- Get outside more. See #4.
- Call your mother more. Do you really need a reminder on the fact that you don’t have a boyfriend?
- Buy more art. I think Carrie Bradshaw said it best, “I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.”
- Make dinner more. Do you really want to put your favorite Chinese food spot out of business?
- Stop buying coffee. WHAT?!
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