It’s a very sad day for people who don’t have cable – Two and a Half Men, the show that you watch because you don’t know how not to, has finally been pulled by CBS. What could have caused such drastic measures?
Well, in case you missed it, Charlie Sheen flipped the fuck out last night – first on “The Alex Jones Show,” which apparently people listen to, and again in an open letter condemning Chuck Lorre, creator of 2.5M (Why hasn’t anyone used this shorthand yet?). Charlie, who also railed against his laundry list of ex-girlfriends and made nonsensical analogies to describe his loathing for Lorre, claims to be sober and returning to the set despite the show’s cancellation.
Charlie, it’s kinda hard to take you seriously when you say things like, “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words; imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.” I mean, what the hell, dude? Did you take Ambien and fall asleep watching Lord of the Rings? This makes no sense.
Where do we go from here? How are we going to make the same tired joke about Arrested Development getting canceled while Two and a Half Men stays on the air indefinitely if it’s not staying on the air indefinitely? You done fucked up this time, Sheen.
Dear Two and a Half Men, f*ck off.
You saturate my television with your derogatory, misogynistic second rate, depressing humor. Your show is the ugly mole that covers the body of my tv guide. Charlie Sheen is so revolting I want to throw up when I see him. And worst of all, it’s not even funny.
However, my husband loves the show and will be disappointed.