367 Pages of Balls: Pride & Prejudice

NSFW, but hysterical!

If you were ever required to do heavy-duty reading in high school, Pride and Prejudice might’ve been on your reading list and might’ve bored you to tears. Thankfully, some genius out there put together the totally whorish, slutastic version that is presented below. If you love ball-talk and excessive swearing (I know I do), this will be the best bedtime story of your life:

About the author


a free-spirited and sociable young lady, Czech-born and London-raised. Now living in New York, she dishes on her dates with the fabulous and flawed men of the city as The Luxury Spot’s sex and relationships columnist. Lana is certainly not lacking in opportunities for adventure, being a desirable girl. The stories you’ll hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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