Honey Boo Boo may be a pageant girl at heart, but rest assured, this young sassified redneck child has already got some very indispensable fashion advice to share with the rest of us non-glamour girls. So listen up, take it in and always, always, always refer back to the below photos when you need some style inspiration (or lack of it).
1. Don’t be afraid to channel your inner flower child! Clearly Honey Boo Boo redneckonizes the power of a fringe crop top covered in peace signs, of course.
2. Remember: The best way to accessorize any outfit is with a stunning spray tan. “Spray tan’s like poop in a can!”
3. DO know what colors and styles look good on your bod and what does not. Poor Honey Boo Boo Child had to discover this lil [chicken] nugget of fashion advice the hard way! “Mama, this life jacket makes me look like a chunky lemon,” she exclaimed in one episode.
4. Keep the bikini wedgies and summertime vajiggle jaggle to a minimum. Our girl Honey Boo Boo is defs NOT a fan. “I hope I don’t see a bunch of wedgies at the waterpark. Vagiggle jaggles gonna be hanging out, though.” We feel you Alana.