4 Indispensable Fashion Tips From Our Girl Honey Boo Boo Child

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Honey Boo Boo Child is full of fashion advice. You better redneckonize!

Honey Boo Boo may be a pageant girl at heart, but rest assured, this young sassified redneck child has already got some very indispensable fashion advice to share with the rest of us non-glamour girls. So listen up, take it in and always, always, always refer back to the below photos when you need some style inspiration (or lack of it).

1. Don’t be afraid to channel your inner flower child! ClearlyΒ Honey Boo Boo redneckonizes the power of a fringe crop top covered in peace signs, of course.

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2. Remember: The best way to accessorize any outfit is with a stunning spray tan. “Spray tan’s like poop in a can!”

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3. DO know what colors and styles look good on your bod and what does not. Poor Honey Boo Boo Child had to discover this lil [chicken] nugget of fashion advice the hard way! “Mama, this life jacket makes me look like a chunky lemon,” she exclaimed in one episode.

4. Keep the bikini wedgies and summertime vajiggle jaggle to a minimum.Β Our girl Honey Boo Boo is defs NOT a fan. “I hope I don’t see a bunch of wedgies at the waterpark. Vagiggle jaggles gonna be hanging out, though.” We feel you Alana.


About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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