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5 Fabulous Fashion Accessories That Don’t Make Any Damn Sense

I’m not much of a fashion gay, but sometimes I run across some ass-backwards fashion that leaves me with no choice but to speak up. Ideally, fashion should serve some kind of function, like covering your tits or holding your cocaine, but sometimes designers go off the deep end and create stuff that is so fabulously nonsensical that it should be celebrated, not worn. Basically, if it looks like it came from Nicki Minaj’s closet, I feel I have carte blanche to make fun of it.

fashion accessories that make no sense

The Pussy Purse, because there is no more convenient way to carry your lipstick than in  a metallic papier mache cat statue.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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