It’s a new decade, and I’d like to think that all the major fashion offenses of the last decade will be behind us all. Obviously there are a few people in the middle of the country that really haven’t gotten the “stop dressing like a moron” memo.
1. Tight Clothes. There’s nothing wrong with a fitted dress, leggings, or some skinny jeans. There is, however, a major problem with ill-fitting t-shirts that make your whole body into a walking muffin top situation. If you’re out of shape, please consider something with a more flattering empire waist or just more fabric. Thanks.
2. Two-Tone Pleather Shoes. Please stop this, it’s not appropriate on any level. And we sure as hell don’t want to smell your stinky feet after they’ve spent a day shopping for twinkies in pleather shoes.
3. Hot Pants with Leg Warmers. I have no issue with hot pants, and no issue with legwarmers, but the combination makes you look like a dirty skank. In the case of this woman, she’s not hot enough to be a stripper, so they for sure don’t work in combo.
4. Ill-Fitting Bras. Please, just get one that fits. If you’re bra is too small it’s as good as saying “Have you seen my back fat? Cute, right?”
5. Tiny Coach Bags circa 2002. Please, it’s been nearly 10 years. Enough’s enough.
To be fair, I live in Ohio, and if I saw anyone dressed like that I would smack them in the face. With a shovel.
snooki”s mom?
I get the message! I’ll talk to my wife tonight
love it!!!
BSJ loves you for whats on the inside. Your vagina.
#6 A see through shirt with a black bra. To bad the camera cut off the top of her head, I am more than a little curious to see what was going on up there
I just don’t know where to begin. Those shoes, who wears those shoes to a kwiki-mart? 😉
Um… I got nothin’. Definitely a trainwreck and totally impossible to fathom the thought process this person went through before she left the house. 😮