I’ve been spending the past week at the beach with my grandma. And if you have your own (who doesn’t?), then you know there are certain things that just don’t sit right with the elderly. Thanks to her and her insight, here are 9 things that royally piss off your g-maw. Trust us, you don’t want to cross her!
1. Skanky clothes. Grandma definitely ain’t down.
2. Air conditioning. It’s cold up in here, don’t you know?
3. Turning down (or off) the heat. You ought to know better, sonny.
4. Breaking tradition. If Christmas is at Grandma’s house every year, you can bet your ass it’s going to stay that way.
5. Dirty dishes. Get up and help for goodness sakes.
6. Bad drivers. You don’t want to see Grandma in a road rage.
7. Anyone yelling at the grandkids (except her).
8. Bad service. What’s wrong with folks these days?
9. Technology. They didn’t need all this shit back in her day.
