Everyone hold onto your hats, because we have a full scale Olympic scandal on our hands! You may think I am talking about steroid abuse, cheating, or genetically altered Olympic cyborgs, but alas, I am talking about condoms. Apparently Olympic officials have found a bucket of Australian “Kangaroo Condoms”, whose tagline is: for the gland down under. Maybe its a language barrier, but the word gland makes me want to do the opposite of have sex (watch a Jennifer Aniston movie).
Durex is the official condom sponsor of the Olympic Village. Officials have a team of “brand police” working on the case, and trying to figure out who planted the condoms. Is it a joke? A political statement?
I think not. I think somebody just didn’t want to use a Durex brand condom, and frankly I don’t blame them. Have you ever used a Durex condom? Its like sticking your dick into a length of PVC pipe.
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