A photo of an actual North Florida pregnancy.
You may not know this, but pregnant women have super strength. If you don’t believe me, ask yourself how they can push something the size of a football out of a hole the size of a lemon. Since I am in no danger of actually getting pregnant as a form of karmic retribution, I will just say what all women who have ever been pregnant want to say: Pregnancy is a bitch. So, if there is one time in a woman’s life when you should try not to annoy her, it’s when she has a bun in the oven. In the past I haven’t always been so good at this (just ask Bryce Gruber, the Queen of Pregnancy), but I have learned a few things in my time. I would like to impart some of this wisdom on you, now. Here are 9 ways to annoy a pregnant woman.
